THE COMMITTEE FOR THE RESOLUTION OF UNRESOLVED MINOR BUSINESS

STATE THE MATTER TO BE DECIDED.

The Committee hears the unresolved minor business of private persons. It does not foretell, adjudicate the affairs of nations, or answer questions of fact. No matter is too minor. Jurisdiction is governed by the Charter. The Charter is not published.

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